The Funniest Pick Up Lines!!
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Flirty Pick Up Lines. Who doesn't love a little innocent -- or not so innocent -- flirting? These flirty pick up lines are just the ticket. Flirt pick up lines may or may not lead to more, but it's at least a step in the right direction and oh so much fun. ;) . You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams! If I bite my lip will you kiss it. Flirty pick up lines and messages to catch the attention of a man or woman. Make a memorable Make my day, tell me your real name, your phone number, and when is the best time to call. ♥ Broad shoulders I'm writing a paper for my PhD, what is the most overused pick-up line you have ever heard? ♥ I'm rich, good. 30 Nov We've compiled some of the funniest Tinder pickup lines ever sent. Have you used any of these lines at one point?.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
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They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
Hello are you married? I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? But pushing that aside, this line isn't about comparing a person's attractiveness to that of a nuclear bomb; it's about the clever, unique spin on the classic adage "if looks could kill.
Are you a parking ticket? Was you father an alien? Was your father a thief? Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
The Funniest Pick Up Lines!!
Wanna buy some drinks with their money? He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back. I think everyone has a quote that has ignited something within them — a quote that has stirred their heart and inspired their creativity. A good quote can make me write for hours, I think that is why I find reading so integral when it comes to art.
It opens up the worlds inside of you. Do I know you? Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. Cause I want to take your top off. I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Can I have yours? I have a boyfriend Boy:
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Can you give me directions to your heart?
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Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? Was your dad a boxer? I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Hi, how was heaven when you left it? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
Is your dad a terrorist? Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? When you fell from heaven? Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Is your name Google? Are you from Tennessee?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. Are you my phone charger? Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you. Are you a dictionary?
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